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Try These Pickup Lines
- My last name is "Visa," because I'm everywhere you want to be!
- You give me a reason to wake up every day.
- What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
- I don't know much about your future, but I know you have a beautiful background.
- You remind me of a doorknob on a freezing day. If I put my tongue on you, it's not coming off.