Samantha Martinez

Goddess of the forest. You'll want to kneel down and pray before Samantha as she performs a modern version of the rain dance.

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Try These Pickup Lines

  • I lost my virginity--can I have yours?
  • I've seen you at the grocery store, baby; you're always in the same isles as the sugar, 'cause you're so sweet.
  • I need some Pepcid AC, because you make my heart burn.
  • Somebody call the cops. It's got to be against the law to look that good.
  • I would rob a bank just to have lunch with you.