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Try These Pickup Lines

  • If you were a president, you would be "Babe-ra-ham Lincoln."
  • My shoes are having a party later. Why don't your pants come on down?
  • Is your name Schnapps? You give me that warm, fuzzy feeling inside.
  • My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.
  • Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.