She's Hot! Watch Her Dance...
Guy Dating Disasters
Try These Pickup Lines
- Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
- Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!!
- Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
- Girl, if you were ice cream, I'd order two scoops.
- My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear. (She replies, "Yes, I am!") Sorry, must be an hour fast!