Try These Pickup Lines

  • I just painted my ceiling a new color . . . Wanna see?
  • They might ask you to leave soon. You're making the other ladies in here look bad.
  • I can't wait for tomorrow. I get better looking every day.
  • You know, I'm only using pimping as a stepping stone to my rap career.
  • I need some Pepcid AC, because you make my heart burn.