Try These Pickup Lines

  • Wanna see some pictures of my kids?
  • You're so sweet, you give me a toothache.
  • Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl in This Room," and the grand prize is a night with me!
  • At the laundromat, "How much bleach should I put in with my good suit?"
  • Baby, you remind me of a parking ticket because you have "fine" written all over your face.