Try These Pickup Lines

  • What time do you get off? Can I watch?
  • I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
  • So, how big is your boyfriend? Just trying to figure out how badly I'm going to get beat up for taking you away from him.
  • Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
  • Here's a quarter to call heaven to let them know you're lost.