Try These Pickup Lines

  • You remind me of a doorknob on a freezing day. If I put my tongue on you, it's not coming off.
  • My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear. (She replies, "Yes, I am!") Sorry, must be an hour fast!
  • If you were a president, you would be "Babe-ra-ham Lincoln."
  • You never got a second chance to make a first impression.
  • What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?