Try These Pickup Lines

  • My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.
  • Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
  • They might ask you to leave soon. You're making the other ladies in here look bad.
  • They say milk does the body good, but damn, how much have you been drinking?
  • So, how big is your boyfriend? Just trying to figure out how badly I'm going to get beat up for taking you away from him.