Try These Pickup Lines

  • Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
  • Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  • You're so sweet, you give me a toothache.
  • I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.
  • Wow, a rose on a stick! And I'm just a thorn . . . Do you realize we're beautiful together?