Try These Pickup Lines

  • I'd better get a library card, because I'm checking you out
  • Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away!
  • You must have been a Girl Scout because you have my heart all tied up in knots.
  • Excuse me. I've forgotten how to take off my pants. Do you think you can help?
  • I don't know if you are beautiful or not; I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.