Try These Pickup Lines

  • So, do you wanna screw, or do I owe you an apology?
  • Hi, my name's Doug. That's "God" spelled backwards with a little bit of "u" in it.
  • I don't know if you are beautiful or not; I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
  • I've been here for almost an hour. Are you going to buy me a drink or what?
  • I only thought about you once today--I just never stopped.