Try These Pickup Lines

  • Would you be impressed if I stuck my tongue out and licked my eyebrows?
  • Damn, that skirt is working. What time does it get off?
  • I'd better get a library card, because I'm checking you out
  • If I pet you, would you follow me home?
  • Baby, you remind me of a parking ticket because you have "fine" written all over your face.