Try These Pickup Lines

  • Excuse me. I've forgotten how to take off my pants. Do you think you can help?
  • I need some Pepcid AC, because you make my heart burn.
  • Would you be impressed if I stuck my tongue out and licked my eyebrows?
  • I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.
  • I didn't know that Miss America lived here!