Try These Pickup Lines

  • I hate to see you leave, but from here it's great to watch you go.
  • At the laundromat, "How much bleach should I put in with my good suit?"
  • Can I lick that film off your teeth?
  • Wanna wrassle?
  • Wow, a rose on a stick! And I'm just a thorn . . . Do you realize we're beautiful together?