Better In The Dark

I once had a friend, you can say. She was so ugly but was a great lay. So, I decided to only meet up with her at night. I told her I worked all day. So, late at night, I would go over to her place and sneak in through her window. Then I would make love to her and, like superman, just leave. Then one day I found out that it was her nineteen-year-old sister sometimes. They used me and took turns. I had no idea. They were both identical. They both had small skinny bodies and one ugly mug. Now the nineteen-year-old was looking good. So, I decided to only make love to her. My friend was so hurt. So, I decided to make love to her again once in a while, and her sister watched!

— Ronnie, 23