Garter Belt

My mother-in-law wears stockings with a garter belt. I get a bit excited whenever she crosses her legs to reveal her stocking attached to a garter. The other day, the garter came loose and she was re-attaching the stocking when I asked her if I could help. She said yes since it was in a somewhat awkward location. As I was fixing the stocking, I had some spontaneous excitement.

— Clark, 33