Very Impressive

I recently had surgery to repair some circulation issues I have in my legs. One day, a health care coordinator came to my room to measure me for some surgical pantyhose the doctor wants me to wear after I leave the hospital. The woman told me she'll need to determine the size of the pouch. When she said that, I immediately started to experience some tingling going on down below. She lifted the gown and when she saw my package, her jaw dropped and her eyes got very wide. She looked at me and did not say a word, she just smiled and said, "Very impressive." I was by now in a state of excitement. She started to laugh and told me how much she was enjoying this little session. I cannot wait to put on those pantyhose.

— Ryan, 33