It's A Beautiful Thing

When I was growing up, all the guys made fun of me because of my large package. I was constantly teased and made the butt of many jokes. But now, many years later, I would love to ask them, "Who's laughing now?" In our town, I am legend. I can get sex when and where I want it. Women go ga ga over my package. Those guys from years ago all wish they had what I have. I have been proposed to more times than I can think of. The ladies are mesmerized by the size of me. In a number of cases, they were driven to tears when they saw, and held, my manhood. It's a beautiful thing.

— Harry, 33