My mother-in-law gave me a nylon nightshirt for my birthday. I took it to a local seamstress to have it shortened somewhat. When I showed the woman how short I wanted it, she said she thought it would be way too short. I told her I wanted it that short so I could seduce my mother-in-law. She altered the night shirt, and then asked me to model it for her ... without my shorts or any underwear on. I put it on and she went ballistic when she saw me. We adjourned to the back room and she gave me some fantastic relief several times.
— Wayne, 26
Not That Innocent
She might look like the sweet girl next door, but this sexy photo shoot shows Stacey's naughty side. All of them!
No wonder Flor Bermudez has been featured in so many car magazines. She's got a rocker edge thanks to the star tattoos above her bootiful booty!
Signs You're in a Dead-End Relationship
After investing so much time and emotional energy into a relationship, it's sometimes difficult to see that it's unraveling before your very eyes. While there are a few egregious signs that you should jump ship immediately (physical abuse or catching your partner in the sack with someone else), other symptoms of disease are easier to ignore. However, if you can learn to identify these symptoms, you might be better prepared for the inevitable split. Here are five signs that - taken alone or in combination - may indicate you or your partner might be headed for the door:
You Ought To Be in Pictures: How to Have Fun with Film
If you're looking for a sexy gift for your sweetie, but can't break the bank on expensive lingerie or pricey romantic dinners, look no further than your birthday suit and your camera. Bestowing your beloved with some hot photos of your gorgeous, naked self makes not only a sexy memento for your lover, but can serve as a quick reminder that they're bedding a total sex god or goddess.