Starting My Day

My sister-in-law, who is fifty-three years old, came to stay at my house for about a month. In the mornings, she would lay around the house in her PJ's, which were a very light cotton, watching TV and doing a little housework. She is really very average looking, but every time she bent over and I looked at her, I wanted to grab a piece. Then, one morning, I told her she was making me excited and that she would have to start giving me pleasure in the morning. She said okay and every other morning she gives me pleasure and a cup of coffee to start my day.

— Paul, 47