My wife is super-hot and I want to see her have sex with a stud.
— Tim, 48
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No Thanks: Gifts Women Don't Really Want
What woman doesn't love getting presents? In general, this is true. But if you get her the wrong gift, she may feel insulted, or realize that you two just aren't shoppers from the same great big catalogue that is life. If you want your relationship to last, then don't wrap any of these items in a big bow. She may not give you a kiss as thanks, but rather the kiss off.
Survive These Awkward Relationship Moments
All relationships have their safe or mortifying moments. Some are huge (like those that involve bad Indian food and the old plumbing of a new lover's apartment, for example). Some are smaller, but no less uncomfortable.