Buying Pantyhose

I recently went to a local drugstore to buy some pantyhose. I confronted a sales lady to ask for some help. When I told her I wanted to buy pantyhose, she quickly directed me to the proper aisle. She then asked what size I needed and I told her I think I wear Queen Size. Her eyes opened wide when I said that. She then asked me if the nylons were for me or someone else. I told her they were for me. With that she started to smile. She said she'd really like to see how my legs looked after wearing pantyhose. I then said that I have been wearing nylons now for about eight years.

— Ross, 25