Paddled Farmer

This may sound weird, but it is true and has been for years. My bachelor brother, my wife, and I live on a farm which we work; we get along very well. My brother has his own part of the house, but is with us most of the time. No one but the three of us know that every once in a while, I get my naked butt paddled by my wife. It is not flirtatious or sexual, it is for something very serious. The paddling is right out of the shower bare; it does not seem to bother any of us. My brother does not usually see it, but he does see it sometimes and always hears it. It works for us and is not shaming because no one else knows. Once the paddling is over, things are fine. Do you think we are the only ones?

— Jerome, 55