Caught

I work in security. For four hours, one day a week, I'm assigned to this out-of-the-way post. Sometimes only one truck will come through there. Sometimes on that day I'll bring a vibrator with me to help pass the time. Last Wednesday, a trucker had broken down before he got there. He walked in and caught me bent over the desk using the thing. I was embarrassed. But he said, "It's a lot better if somebody else does the work, and I'd be glad to handle that part of it." So, I let him. Only he didn't use mine. He used the one that was between his legs, and it was much better than my rubber one.

— Roger, 32