Two of Those Things

My wife and I recently went to a pool party at a neighbor's house. I was in the pool talking with a rather attractive woman when two guys started to create turbulence in the pool. The water became so rough that the top portion of this woman's bathing suit became "dislodged" and slipped down, exposing her rather ample breasts. She looked at me and asked, "What did you see?" I smiled and said, "Nothing." Her next comment was, "Oh well, it was just one of those things." I quickly came back with, "No, it was two of those things." We both started laughing uncontrollably. After a few more drinks, she was playing with me under the water and I was massaging her "two things." At this point I had absolutely no idea where my wife was, nor did I really care.

— Jim, 25