I Don't Think So

I went on a blind date recently with a friend and his wife. When we picked up my date, I noticed she was rather large in the breast department; so large, that I was shocked when I saw how really huge those things were. We went on the date and it was extremely awkward. Everywhere we went, guys were focused on those enormous breasts of hers. When the date was over, she asked if she could see me again. My comment was, "I don't think so!"

— Garrett, 26