Cheating Wife

My wife is hot. A few weeks ago, I came home and caught her on the living room floor with four guys from her work. She looked at me and said, "Hi, you are home early." I ended up doing her twice, and the other four guys had her at least three times. She was so satisfied. Later she told me that was the sixth time the five of them had done it. She had hoped that I would catch them. She also said that she never expected to love being with more than one guy, now that's all she wants.

— Brett, 46