Caught Wearing Knickers

Yesterday I got caught wearing girl's knickers by a bloke at work; he saw the pink frilly bit of my knickers come up over the top my shorts. I begged him not to tell anyone, but he said he would not tell anyone only if I would have sex with him. I was shocked and, by the way, I am not gay, but I had no choice. So, I did it.

— Malcom, 33