Airport Security Check

During a recent business trip, I had to go through an airport security check. The inspector was an extremely attractive woman in her mid to late forties. She placed my carry-on luggage through an x-ray machine to inspect the contents. When it exited, she told me she needed to open the case. When it was opened, she picked up a pair of high heels and some nylons. She held them, looked at me, and asked what they were. I asked her if there was a law against carrying these items. She smiled and said no, but told me to wear them with pride. I told her I wear these things whenever I am pleasuring myself, which is often. She laughed and off I went to catch my flight.

— Tyler, 33