When I was very young there was this guy who drove around scavenging from people's trash. Everyone referred to him as the junk man. Today, I am also called the "Junk Man," but not for the same reason. You see, I am the most well-endowed guy in these parts, and women know me by the size of my manhood, or, my junk. Thus, the moniker ... "The Junk Man."
— Sam, 34
Far East Movement
Lost That Lovin' Feeling?
When you and your lover first started dating, your brain was pumping out phenylethylamine (PEA), which pretty much drove you lovesick lust-bunnies to chase each other 'round the bedroom. After a few years together, though, that PEA was replaced by other hormones, like oxytocin, which gave you that warm and fuzzy couple-y feeling, but didn't exactly inspire fits of passion.
10 Cliché-Free Ways to Break the Ice
It's practically written in stone: Pick-up lines do not work. They're usually crude, demeaning, condescending, or just plain stupid.