Junk Man

When I was very young there was this guy who drove around scavenging from people's trash. Everyone referred to him as the junk man. Today, I am also called the "Junk Man," but not for the same reason. You see, I am the most well-endowed guy in these parts, and women know me by the size of my manhood, or, my junk. Thus, the moniker ... "The Junk Man."

— Sam, 34