No Comparison

My 49-year-old wife admitted to having an affair with a 19-year-old kid from work. She said she feels guilty, but can't stop seeing him. I couldn't understand why until she took out her phone and showed me his pictures. Wow, the kid is handsome, muscular, and has a package that is enormous. The photo of my wife and him together was amazing. My wife said there is no comparison when it comes to sex. He satisfies her like no man ever has, and it isn't even close. She knows it's crazy because she is thirty years older, but she feels as though she is in love with him. She admitted that she gets so jealous when his 18-year-old girlfriend visits him. She wants him to move in with us; I don't want to lose her.

— Roger, 48