Get A New Wife

To Rex, who wrote "Unexpected Spice" at age thirty-five. My wife was just like that. Then again, she did not want to kiss me on the mouth or anywhere and had no interest in any sexual act other than being pleased to orgasms orally. She never game oral back. After twenty years, I divorced her, and now she has become the most wicked ex-spouse that ever lived on earth! If you crave romance or a happy married life, get a new wife.

— Oliver, 45