Just Two of Those Things

My wife and I went to a pool party at a neighbor's house recently. I was in the pool with a buddy and we were drinking beer when one of the ladies came in to join us. She was wearing a two-piece bathing suit that look rather sexy on her. We started bobbing up and down in the pool to create some turbulence when all of a sudden the top of her bathing suit fell off. She quickly grabbed it as both of us looked at her and smiled. She asked us what we saw and we just smiled back. She then said, "Oh well, it's just one of those things." My friend and I said, in unison, "No, it's just two of those things."

— Cameron, 34