My wife confessed to me that she is in love with her boss. He is twenty years older than her and is also married. She told me they have sex twice a week and that he is a better lover and better endowed than I am. She said she would leave me and marry him in a heartbeat, but he won't leave his wife and family. The reason she finally told me was because he was paying for her plastic surgery to have her breasts enlarged, and she wanted to be sure I knew it was for him and not me. I begged her to please stay and that I would do whatever it took to keep her as my wife. She said as long as I keep the house clean, cook, and do her laundry, she will keep me around.
— Oliver, 35
Sweet Smell of Sage
Beautiful Bronzed Blonde
Sharing Your Pride and Joy
When you and your sweetheart both have kids from previous relationships, you have a lot to share. Each of you thinks of your offspring as your pride and joy. But to your sweetie, they are much more.
Hey, Jealous Lover ... Taming A Green-Eyed Girl
At least once in your dating and relating life, you'll have your woman turn on you, eyes flashing with anger, uttering that seemingly innocent phrase, "Who was that you were talking to?"