Loincloth

My wife made me a nylon loincloth that I like to lounge around in. It has an ultra-sheer, see-through nylon pouch thong under the two flaps. I will often wear it as a bathing suit in our pool. Recently, her mother came for a visit and I decided to wear the loincloth to sort of give her a show. I know she likes to see me in a bikini, so I thought she'd like the loincloth. When she saw me wearing it, her mouth dropped open. This was a day I will always remember. And oh yes, I really do like that loincloth.

— Calvin, 28