I've No Need To Worry

I'm forty-nine-years-old, still a virgin, but not gay. I never did quite meet the right woman to love. So, I sleep in panties with lace ruffles on the sides in addition to satin pajamas or a nylon tricot nightgown in the warmer times of year. I also like to wear at home, in private, select pieces of costume jewelry my mother had such as clip-on earrings, matching necklaces, gold bracelets, and miscellaneous rings. I look and feel so fancy and beautiful that I'm not too worried if I never find the right woman.

— Tyrone, 49