No Good Wood
I came back from my granddaughter's graduation party and was very exhausted. So, I booked into a Las Vegas hotel. The clerk put me into a room that was already taken by someone else whom I did not know. But, I didn't notice, and I went to bed and fell asleep. About half an hour later, I wake up and found two prostitutes trying to give me oral sex, but I did not have good wood. Two days later, I came home to my wife and got it up. So, we got it on all night long.
— Brett, 55
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