Hotel Room Service

I travel a lot on business and some hotels have wake up calls followed by complementary coffee and rolls. I'll call up the night before to arrange for a wakeup call, followed by the coffee a few minutes later. What I'll do is put on a pair of off-black pantyhose under my ultra-short robe along with a pair of black three inch heels. When the girl knocks on the door, I'll let her in and she'll put the tray down on a table. She then turns around and I will tip her a few dollars. She'll look down and see that I'm wearing stockings and high heels. Most times she'll just smile, but on numerous occasions, we'll get rather friendly and she'll stay for five minutes or so, just enough time to get me into an extreme state of excitement. Thanks for the coffee by the way.

— Mac, 33