The New Me

I decided to buy a laser hair removal system. I went to a local department store and asked one of the salesladies if the laser will work on body hair in the package area. She looked at me and asked, "What's the package area?" I explained in specific detail what that meant. She smiled and said that she thought the laser system should work rather well ... down there. She then suggested that she come home with me and help me out. After her shift was over, she came to my house. We did the hair removal and then engaged in some intense sex. She was very impressed by "The New Me."

— Aaron, 24