Body Builder

I'm a body builder and I recently entered a competition close to home. My wife and her mother came along. Prior to the competition, I need to oil up my body before I go out on stage. My wife generally does this, but her mother "volunteered" to help. She started on my legs and worked her way up. The closer she got to my package area, the more excited I got. The posing suits we wear are super skimpy and if you have a larger than average package like me, any type of excitement can sometimes cause a wardrobe malfunction. This time, it did and my mother-in-law tried to fix it without success. We were in a private room, so I just proceeded to take care of business. My wife and her mother were in the room watching, but I had no other choice. The judges take off points if a contestant does this.

— Matt, 27