My Girlfriend's Mom
I have a girlfriend with whom I have had a relationship of almost year. We like each other. Last month, she took me to her home to meet her mom. Her mom is a sexy lady. After seeing me for the first time, she became addicted to me. She often kisses me on the lips when my girlfriend is not nearby, but when my girlfriend is near, she gives me kisses on the cheeks. Last Saturday, I went to meet my girlfriend. I knocked on the door and her mother opened it. She told me that my girlfriend was not home, but that I should wait. We chatted for an hour, and then while talking about love and sex, she kissed me. Both of us kissed passionately and made love for half an hour. She is so sexy and kisses better than her daughter. I liked her from that day, but I cannot betray my girlfriend. I don't know what to do.
— Ned, 25
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6 Genius Things to Say to a Woman
We don't often turn to Homer Simpson for relationship advice, but occasionally he's right on the mark. "When it comes to compliments," he's said, "women are ravenous blood-sucking monsters, always wanting more...more...more! And if you give it to them, you'll get plenty back in return."
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Here's the problem with pickup lines: They smack of insincerity. When you ask a woman if she's out of breath and then inform her that she should be because she's been racing through your mind all night, you may as well be saying, "Listen, the truth is that I'm horny but lazy, so how about we go back to my place?"