I was involved in an auto accident about a year ago. It wasn't a big deal only that the driver, a woman in her late thirties, did not have any insurance. She was driving without a license and she begged me not to file a claim with the police. She was desperate and she said that she would provide me with sexual pleasures for a year, once every month. I negotiated to twice a month and that's what we did. To make a long story short, I got some fantastic relief and oral sex, and that woman is now my wife.
— Eli, 44
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Signs You're in a Dead-End Relationship
After investing so much time and emotional energy into a relationship, it's sometimes difficult to see that it's unraveling before your very eyes. While there are a few egregious signs that you should jump ship immediately (physical abuse or catching your partner in the sack with someone else), other symptoms of disease are easier to ignore. However, if you can learn to identify these symptoms, you might be better prepared for the inevitable split. Here are five signs that - taken alone or in combination - may indicate you or your partner might be headed for the door:
Sharing Your Flaws
OK, so you acknowledge that you're not Mr. Perfect. Well, of course she wants to be dating a fantastic guy, but she doesn't really expect perfection any more than you do. You don't . . . do you?