No Insurance

I was involved in an auto accident about a year ago. It wasn't a big deal only that the driver, a woman in her late thirties, did not have any insurance. She was driving without a license and she begged me not to file a claim with the police. She was desperate and she said that she would provide me with sexual pleasures for a year, once every month. I negotiated to twice a month and that's what we did. To make a long story short, I got some fantastic relief and oral sex, and that woman is now my wife.

— Eli, 44