Bada Bing, Bada Boom

Whenever we go to my wife's mothers for a visit, she'll usually greet me by thrusting her breasts out in my direction as she grasps each one with her hands. I'll then place my hands directly on her breasts and say, "Bada Bing...Bada Boom." We'll both then laugh excitedly.

— Zack, 22