Surprise Package

I started dating this woman I met recently. On our first date, she and I got rather familiar with one another and we decided to get it on. When she saw me naked, she was totally taken back by the size of my stuff. She said she'd never seen anything so large in her entire life. She called it her Surprise Package. She was very pleased indeed and said she would think about it a lot until our next encounter.

— Giovanni, 33