Super Fantastic Legs

My mother-in-law has the most beautiful legs I have ever seen, and I have told her so on many occasions. She always wears nylons and high heels, probably because I told her how good she looks in them. I mentioned the other day that I'd like to have her give me hand relief and she said she would. Those legs are, for me, something that sends me into an extremely heightened state of excitement just thinking about them.

— Bob, 27