Going Out As a Girl

Today I spent virtually the entire day presenting as a woman. I wore a yellow turtleneck and tight white jeans when I went shopping, got the car's oil changed, and had lunch. Later in the evening, I put on my tight blue sweater and black skirt and went out for dinner. My favorite waiter wasn't there though and I'm real disappointed as he likes to flirt. If he actually hits on me I'll gladly be his girlfriend!

— Ted, 50