Further From the Truth

My very first attempt at climbing the rope in gym class was a rather unique experience. It seems I was getting excited and didn't even know it. All I knew was it felt good and I need to climb some more. After several climbs, I started to make a mess, but I was totally enjoying myself. I have a rope hanging from the tree in my back yard to this day. I climb the rope a lot, but now I wear a jock strap and a few sanitary napkins to avoid a problem. My wife thinks I do this for exercise, but she couldn't be further from the truth. It's a lot safer than having her catch me doing other things.

— Reese, 27