Short Nylon Robe
I have a very short robe that I only wear when my mother-in-law visits. It just covers my parts when I'm standing up, but when I sit down, it rides up until the front opens and exposes me. I pretend not to notice, but my mother-in-law can't stop staring. That's when I just sit there with my legs open a bit so she can stare at me for as long as she likes. We'll go through this several times a year. We both enjoy it and as a finale, she'll sit next to me and give me relief.
— Gary, 33
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If you're appearing one-night-only in someone's bed, it's crucially important that you know how to disappear from there gracefully. You never know when your temporary passion partner will pop back up in your life - as your new coworker, best friend's date, or as an angry person, bent on revenge, holding something that looks like it could be used as a weapon.
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You know the saying: "Women... You can't live with em. You can't live without 'em." This holds true when it comes to girlfriends, wives and mothers. But chances are, you could probably live without many of your woman's girlfriends. You know which ones: the so-called-friends of hers who give you suspicious looks. The ones she calls to commiserate with whenever you make an innocent mistake, like forgetting your anniversary. The ones she's probably told every dirty and embarrassing secret about your sex lives to (trust us, she has).