I Love Getting My Nails Done

I am a male and love to get my finger and toe nails painted. I go to the nail salon across the street and get them done. Every time I go for a manicure, they ask me to pick a color. If women can do everything men can do, why can't I get my nails done? One day at work, I showed my female supervisor my new manicure. She said they don't care if I show up in a skirt and high heels, as long as I drive the truck. I love getting my nails done. Why can't a man get his nails done and show them without everyone freaking out?

— Gavin, 54